...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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