come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I want a musical about memes.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
Randomize
