god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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