I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
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Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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