Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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