So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I need a hoe opinion
go on
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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