Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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