i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Randomize
