The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
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