I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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