i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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