p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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