What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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