I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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