garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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