it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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