hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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