He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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