my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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