come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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