was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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