It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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