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Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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