i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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