I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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