Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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