Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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