you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
we're making bets on your personal life
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
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