she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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