One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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