Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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