I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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