I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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