Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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