matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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