youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
just found out that she named her cat after me.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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