We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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