I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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