dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
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