i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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