youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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