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dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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