physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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