God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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