so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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