loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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