There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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