Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Please don't give away my fajitas
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Randomize
