"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
You've changed since you got that strap on
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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