You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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